Eastern European immigrant, SLAUZLANDER IBICHINKO, docks at Ellis Island with an unshakable love for American pop culture, a bad case of amnesia, and a blank check signed by one Thomas Jefferson. Against all odds, he must find out who he is, make a home for himself, discover the signer of the check, and somehow live the american dream.

Frustrated with the current state of the care for the homeless, one one impassioned social worker tries to make a difference by forming the first ever transient basketball team. But is the NBA ready for a team full of NPAs (no permanent address)? Dribbling into theaters this summer.