Eastern European immigrant, SLAUZLANDER IBICHINKO, docks at Ellis Island with an unshakable love for American pop culture, a bad case of amnesia, and a blank check signed by one Thomas Jefferson. Against all odds, he must find out who he is, make a home for himself, discover the signer of the check, and somehow live the american dream.

Frustrated with the current state of the care for the homeless, one one impassioned social worker tries to make a difference by forming the first ever transient basketball team. But is the NBA ready for a team full of NPAs (no permanent address)? Dribbling into theaters this summer.

Mob Boss on the Run

After the biggest bank heist in history, mob boss GIANNI FATTINO attempts to elude the authorities by taking his family on a much needed camping trip. Don’t miss this season's biggest surprise ending in- CRIMINAL INTENT!

Cop on the Edge

When his finger prints start showing up at the scenes of a string of brutal murders, an amputee police officer must take the law into his own hand to hunt the enemy within.

title: Armed and Dangerous

A Political Thriller

A tuna fisherman's career and family are put on the line when he is falsely imprisoned for accidentally catching a dolphin in his nets.

Title: Habeas Porpoise

By: Johnny

An Action Pitch

An epileptic border patrol agent must choose whether to uphold the law or to allow the illegal transport of 1000s lbs. of foreign epilepsy medicine.

Title: Search and Seizure

A Switcharoo Comedy

In a freak accident, an heiress party girl trades places with her dog, GUCCI, and is forced to make it on the mean streets of manhattan and change back before she is spayed and must remain a dog forever. It’s Sex in the City meets Trading Places meets Homeward Bound meets the Emperor’s New Groove. You’ll howl, beg, and roll-over as this season’s BIGGEST little comedy warms its way into your heart.

Unleashed this Summer

Title: Spayed in Manhattan

By: Johnny

Eat, Sled, and Shred

When the U.S. olympic bobsled team boarded a plane for Calgary hoping to recover from last year’s loss to the Russians, everything seemed normal. But when a tragic airplane crash claimed the lives of the team, the fate of the nation’s olympic dreams looked bleak. But after a long bloody trek through snow clad mountains, these athletes are back, only this time they can’t be beat. They’re zombies! Watch as these flesh hungry olympians pit their wits against a sea of worthy opponents as they eat, sled and shred their way to olympic gold. You’ll be breaking through doors and car windows as this season’s most dynamic zombie cadre ambles its way into your warm fleshy heart.


Title: Ghoul Runnings


By: Mark Clements

For Nerds Only

A deaf truck driver searches for hidden codes from the U.S. government in the road signs along the interstate highway.

Title: SEMI-OTIC

An Indy Flic

An impotent man struggles to feed his family by working as an organ grinder.

Title: Show Me The Monkey

Too Klause for Comfort

A dysfunctional american family's problems are solved when they hire KLAUSE, 45, a foppish Brit as their new butler. It's Mr. Belvadere meets Bringin' Down the House meets Uncle Buck meets House Guest. TOO KLAUSE FOR COMFORT will serve up laughs and wait on your sense of humor hand and foot as comedy's bell rings in this summer family comedy. Don't miss TOO KLAUSE FOR COMFORT.

DINNER IS SERVED

By: Daniel